May 2013
May 21st
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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: No, but I did scrape my knees when I crawled up from hell.
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS” I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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smileyhorts: gaptaincanada: smells like a gwg 
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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ohmylooch: spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great I don’t know why but this just reminded me to take my clothes out of the dryer.
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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